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Serving size: 2 Tbsp (30g) SOYBEAN OIL, TOMATO PUREE (WATER, TOMATO PASTE), VINEGAR, SUGAR, EGG YOLKS, CHOPPED PICKLES (CUCUMBERS, VINEGAR, SALT, XANTHAN GUM, POTASSIUM SORBATE [AS A PRESERVATIVE], CALCIUM CHLORIDE, OLEORESIN TURMERIC [COLOR]), SALT, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF WATER, MUSTARD FLOUR, DRIED ONION, DRIED RED BELL PEPPERS, XANTHAN GUM, CITRIC ACID, PAPRIKA EXTRACT (COLOR), NATURAL FLAVOR, OLEORESIN TURMERIC (COLOR), SOY LECITHIN, POTASSIUM SORBATE AND CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (TO PROTECT FLAVOR).
The breathable cotton fabric adds all-day comfort and versatility, perfect for warm days or casual evenings
I've noticed many recipes state that it can be kept in the fridge for up to 2 weeks, but I wouldn't personally keep it for longer than a week to be safe